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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. Most Popular Facts: - If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. - There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. - Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. - Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. - Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. - Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. - Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck's Favorites (picked by the man himself) - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. - There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. - Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. - Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. - Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. - Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. - There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. - When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. - Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. - Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. - Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. - Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. - Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. - Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost - Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. - Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. - Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Chuck Norris.

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