Here are the 1,806 Hobo Names You Requested
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1 Stewbuilder Dennis
2 Cholly the Yegg
3 Holden the Expert Dreamtwister
4 The Rza
5 Jack Skunk
6 Jack Skunk Fils
7 Lord Dan X. Still-Standing
8 Marlon Fitz-fancy
9 Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire
10 Whispering-Lies McGruder
11 Nit Louse
12 Dan'l Dinsmore Tackadoo
13 Hobo Zero
14 The Silver Jacket Man
15 No-Shoulders Smalltooth Jones
16 Sistery Brothery Nabob
17 Name Withheld
18 Staniel the Spaniel
19 Frederick Bannister, the Tree Surgeon
20 Tarnose Cohen
21 Mr. Wilson Fancypants
22 Floyd Dangle
23 Shane Stoopback
24 Wicked Paul Fourteen-Toes
25 Normal-Face Olaf
26 Tearbaby Hannity Stoop
27 The Damned Swede
28 Pierre Tin-Hat
29 Ol' Barb Stab-You-Quick
30 Mr. Whist
31 James Fenimore Cooper
32 Twistback John, the Scoliosis Sufferer
33 Sweet Daddy Champagne
34 Senator Cletus Scoffpossum
35 Horus, the Bird-Headed Fool
36 50-Tooth Slim
37 Monk, the Monkey Man (which is to say: "the Man")
38 Thad the Bunter
39 Balloonpopper Chillingsworth
40 All-but-Dissertation Tucker Dummychuck
41 Finnish Jim
42 Flemish Jim
43 Foreign Tomas, the Strangetalker
44 Roadhouse Ogilvy and Sons
45 Jokestealer John Selden
46 Giancarlo, Master of the Metal Trapeze
47 Dr. Bill Stain-Chin, the Boxcar Medic
48 Boxcar Ted
49 Boxcar Mick
50 Boxcars [sic] Timothy Twin
51 Boxcar Jones, the Boxcar Benjamin Disraeli
52 Boxcar Aldous Huxley
53 JR Lintstockings
54 Gila Monster Jr.
55 Irontrousers the Strong
56 "X," the Anonymous Man or Woman
57 Orphaned Reynaldo, the Child with Haunting Eyes (while there were
58 ren hoboes, Reynaldo took this when he was 45; prior to this, he was
59 as...[See #58])
60 Reynaldo Reynaldoson, Who Will One Day Kill His Father
61 Thoughtless Harry Hsu
62 Clinical Psychiatrist Huga Rivera
63 Peter Ox-Hands
64 Ponytail Douglas Winthrop
65 Lil' Jonny Songbird, the Songbird-Eater
66 King Snake: The Eternal Mystery
67 Ghostly Nose Silvie
68 Fonzie
69 DiCapa the Hound
70 Beef-or-Chicken Bob Nubbins
71 Honest Amelia Dirt
72 Slow Motion Jones
73 Canadian Football Pete
74 Meep Meep, the Italian Tailor
75 Jonathan William Coulton, the Colchester Kid
76 Maria the Pumpkin-Patch Crooner
77 Bix Shmix
78 Vice President Garrett Hobart
79 Stun Gun Jones
80 Prostate Davey
81 Flea Stick
82 Niles Butterbal, the Frozen Turkey
83 Todd Four-Flush
84 Stick-Legs McOhio
85 The Unanswered Question of Timothy
86 Mickey the Assistant Manager
87 Guesstimate Jones
88 Goofus
89 Gallant
90 Sir Roundbelly DeDelight
91 Newton Fig
92 Chicken Nugget Will
93 Parlor Peter, the Sneak Thief
94 Ovid
95 Bathsheba Ditz
96 Alan Pockmark, Esq.
97 Lolly Hoot Holler
98 Von Skump
99 Lonnie Choke
100 Chisolm Chesthair
101 Freak Le Freak, the Freakster
102 Rex Spangler, the Bedazzler
103 Randall Mouth-Harp
104 Chrysler LeBaron
105 The Fishin' Physician
106 Persuasive Frederick
107 Celestial Stubbs
108 Teary-Eyed Fingal
109 Mairah Nix
110 Cthulhu Carl
111 Del Folksy-Beard
112 No-Banjo Burnes
113 Chainmail Giles Godfrey
114 Lois "Charles" Ladyfinger
115 Plausible Zane Scarrey
116 Huckle Smothered
117 Mmmmm Dandy Dundee
118 Mountain-Humper Edgar Ames
119 Spasmodic Hilary
120 Doc Aquatic
121 Molly Bewigged
122 Cincinnati O'Gurk
123 Metuchen O'Sullivan
124 Cherry Hill O'Manley
125 Cheesequake O'Lennox
126 Booper O'Montauk
127 Zaxxon Galaxian
128 Drinky Drunky Thom, the Drunk
129 Terry Gross
130 Spooky-Night Spooky Day
131 Zipgun Gloucester Gluck
132 Human Hair Frum
133 Sherlock-Holmes-Hat Carl III
134 Patrick Intergalatic
135 Abmidextrous Stang
136 Yum-Yum Sinclair Snowballeater
137 Ponzi-Scheme Jeremiah Ponzi
138 Toodles Strunk
139 Monkeybars Matthew Manx
140 Pineneedle-Jacket Jericho Fop
141 Robert the Tot
142 Robert the Child-Size
143 Robert the Minuscule
144 Robert the Wee
145 Robert Fits-in-a-Case
146 Robert Eats-for-Free
147 Robert Is-He-an-Elf? (The seven Silk brothers, all named Robert,
148 also kown for the small stature and predictable bitterness.)
149 Dennis Big-Ear Fox
150 Jethro the Pagan
151 Asterix the Gaul
152 Black Bolt, King of the Inhumans
153 Strictly Local Henry Bobtail
154 Manny the High-Ranking Mason
155 Fry-Pan Jim Fry
156 Slo-Mo Deuteronomy
157 Half-Bearded Mark
158 Knee-Brace Kenny
159 Morris the Personal Trainer
160 Thundertwine
161 Cleats Onionpocket
162 Deformed Abe
163 Trainwhistle Abejundio
164 David No-Ears
165 Achilles Snail-Hair the Buddha
166 Frog-Eatin' Lou
167 Admiral's Club Wilbur
168 Max Meatboots, the First-Class Lounger
169 Dora the Explorer
170 Ms. Mary Manx, the Tailless Cat
171 Free-Peanuts Doug
172 Steve the Human Tunneler
173 Redball Charlie Dickens
174 Twink the Reading-Room Snoozer
175 Microfiche Roy, the Side-Scroller
176 McGurk, Who May Be Found by the Card Catalogue
177 Booster D'Souza
178 Commodore Sixty-Four
179 Moped Enid, the Mopedist
180 Lamant the Junkman
181 Fast-Neck Nell
182 Bill Never-Uses-a-Cookbook
183 Bee-Beard
184 Lil' Max Meatboots
185 The Personal Secretary to Jed
186 Dee Snider
187 Sausage Patty
188 Desert Locust
189 Gummy Miles
190 Gyppo Moot, the Enigma Machine
191 Ol' Stiffpants
192 Skywise the Sexual Elf
193 Craine T. Eyebrow-Smeller
194 Lonely Heiney Alan Meister
195 Shakey Aitch the Boneyard Concierge
196 Woody Damn
197 Alatar
198 Pallando
199 Saltfish Bunyan
200 Poor, Poor, Poor Charlie Short
201 Venomous Byron
202 Five-Chambered-Stomach Mort St. John
203 Gravybelly Dunstan
204 Extra-Skin Dave
205 Beanbag-Chair Bill
206 Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher
207 Tommy Lice-Comb
208 "Medicated Shampoo" Jonah Jump
209 General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit
210 Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman
211 Giant Bat Wings Roland
212 Nick Nolte
213 Salty Salty Friday
214 Fatman and the Creature (note: there was no creature)
215 Cecelia Graveside
216 Hoosegow Earl French
217 Stymie Stonewrist
218 Roadrunner "Meep Meep" Fabong
219 Bruised-Rib Johansson, the Beefer
220 Joachim Bat-in-Hair
221 Food-Eating Micah
222 Rubbery Dmitry, the Mad Monk
223 Honey Bunches of Donald
224 Crispy Morton
225 Feminine Forearms Rosengarten
226 Two-Headed Mike Hoover
227 Manny Stillwaggon, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows
228 Bean-Hoarder Newt
229 Texas Emil
230 The Moor of Venice
231 Averroes Nix
232 Human Hair Blanket Morris Burnes
233 Canadian Paul Tough
234 Crooner Sy
235 Manuel Pants-Too-High
236 Sylvia Patience Hidden-Forks
237 Sung, the Land Pirate
238 Opie, the Boston Bum
239 Hard-Flossing Hope Peak
240 Stingo the Bandana Origami Prodigy
241 Franklin Ape and His Inner Ear Infection
242 Questionable-Judgement Theodore Stomachbrace
243 Thermos H. Christ
244 Sir Mix-a-Lot
245 The Nine Doctor Whos
246 Lord Winston Two-Monocles
247 The Freewheelin' Barry Sin
248 Diego the Spark-Spitter
249 American Citizen Zane Pain
250 Abraham, the Secret Collector of Decorative China
251 Linty Sullivan, the Lint-Collector
252 Socks Monster
253 Ma Churchill
254 Pappy Churchill
255 The Young Churchill
256 The Young Churchill's Hated Bride
257 Churchill-Lover Phineas Redfish
258 Crispus T. Muzzlewitt
259 Stain-Sucker Duncan
260 Dick the Candy Dandy
261 Albuteral Inhaler Preson McWeak
262 Longtime Listener, First-Time Caller
263 Mastiff Mama
264 Tennessee Ernie Dietz
265 Sharkey, the Secret Cop
266 Gooseberry Johnson, Head Brain of the Hobosphere
267 Weekend-Cicular Deborah
268 Marcus Chickenstock
269 Stunted Newton
270 Magnus Shortwave
271 U.S. Fool
272 Manatee the Railyard Toreador
273 Utah Manfred Succor-Munt
274 Laura Delite
275 Edwin Winnipeg
276 Eyepatch Resse Andiron
277 Tom False-Lips Real-Teeth
278 Fabulon Darkness
279 Cricket-Eating Charles Digges
280 Pally McAffable, Everybody's Friend
281 Sully Straightjacket
282 Half-Dollar Funk Nelson
283 Whitman Sampler
284 Chili-Mix Wilma Bensen
285 Sting, the Glowing Blade
286 Professor Challenger
287 Lil' Shorty Longhorn
288 Rumpshaker Phil
289 Swing State Myron
290 Alistair Crowley, the Devil
291 Gutthrower Sy Salt
292 Sweetback Barney, the Dilettante
293 The Car-Knocker Killer
294 The Chamberlain
295 The Emperor
296 The Ritual-Master
297 The Garthim-Master
298 The Scientist
299 The Gourmand
300 The Slave-Master
301 The Treasurer
302 The Scroll Keeper
303 The Ornamentalist
304 Captain Slick-Talk
305 Sackfist, the Tapdancing Trombo
306 Souvenir-Selling Mlodinow
307 Blind Buck and "Woozy," the Invisible Seeing-Eye Dog
308 Roundhouse Farter
309 Red Ball Pnutz
310 Fake Cockney Accent Alan Strippe
311 Air and Whiskey Dale McGlue
312 Johnny RC Airplane
313 Narcotic Morgan Suds
314 Sir Francis Drank
315 Mahayana Mike
316 Miniyana Geoffrey
317 Three-Bean Otz
318 Maury the Monsoon
319 Czech Czarlie Czill
320 Sssssssssssssssss, the Hisser
321 Thanatos Koch
322 Henry Eatsmelts
323 Modem-Sniffer Gunderson
324 Half-Albino Alejandro
325 Gluttonous-Slim
326 Ragweed-Allergic Matt
327 Amorous Luminous Dirk
328 Moray Eel Ken Elmer
329 The Railbender
330 Antonio the Ombudsman
331 Karl Solenoid IV
332 Czar King Rex the Glorious Leader
333 Andy Bunkum
334 Plastic-Moustache Mortimer Tall
335 Samuel Gel Insole
336 Lemuel Gel Insole
337 Amanda Until
338 Crispy Whiskery
339 Robert Louis Stevenson, the Pirate
340 Hobo Overload
341 Leopard Print Steven Kane
342 Astonishing Shaun Eyelash
343 Billy Creak Knees
344 Owlie
345 Anwar, the Bionic
346 Reasonably Priced Motel Resse Unger
347 Ribery Dana
348 Cranberry Sauce Oppenheimer
349 Nancified Frederick
350 The Loon
351 Itinerant Jane
352 Holy Hannah Hottentot-Smythe
353 Fleabottle Boone
354 Amazin' Jack Caroo
355 Stupefying P, the Riddle-Maker
356 Todd Flaky-Palms
357 Waspwaist Fritz
358 Judge Roughneck
359 Slam Dance Dooze
360 Mariah Duckface, the Beaked Woman
361 Count Mesmerize
362 Sonny-Boy Oedipus Acre
363 Pick Mama Susan Xavier
364 Chelsea Bacon
365 Archie Axe
366 Sally Hoot-Hoot
367 Mr. Pendleton
368 Saves-Receipts Dave
369 Sir Walter British
370 Elmer, the Crankscout
371 Golden Neck
372 Marinated Alex Pons
373 El Boot
374 Shapeshifting Demon
375 Jeremiah Tip Top
376 Amanda CeeCee Stobelight
377 Irving Alva Edison, Inventor of the Hobophone
378 Leather Apron
379 Lead Apron
380 Foil Apron
381 Burnt Goathead
382 Saint Sorryass
383 Overly Familiar Fung
384 Chalmers, the Bridge Champ
385 Elephantine McMoot
386 Neekerbeeker Perry Toenz
387 Teattime BB Stiles
388 Coalie T
389 Hubbel "I Predicted Lindy Hop" Deerblind
390 Hubie Hewitt, the Broadway Legend
391 Huge Crybaby McWeepy
392 Poo-Knickers Elias
393 Elffriend Weingarten
394 Forktongue Nigel Fork
395 Woodeye Apfel
396 Hairlip Mikhail
397 Solid First Draft Patton Taylor
398 Prettynickels, the Lamb
399 Not-Only But-Also Pete
400 Pentheif Hickock
401 La Grande Mel
402 Applebee O'Bennigan McFridays
403 Ladry Jerry Lardo
404 Low-Carb Aleks Stovepipe
405 Hugo Stares
406 Eldred Splinters
407 Oliver, the Train-Oyster
408 Pring, Ultralord of the Hobo Jungle
409 Utz, the Crab Chip
410 Salt-and-Pepper Chest
411 Beverly Hills Buntz
412 Mississippi Barry Phlegm
413 Matter-Eater Brad
414 49-State Apthorp, the Alaska-Phobe
415 New Hampshire Todd
416 "Taxachusetts" Glenn
417 Hydrocephalic Jones
418 Vermont "Greenmountain Boy" Phil Marijuana
419 Alaska Mick the Crabber
420 Arizona Ludwig
421 California Ainsley Shortpants
422 Collegeboy Brainiac, the Hobo Einstein
423 Dr. Zizmor
424 Silas Swollentoe
425 Slimneck Holden Fop
426 Aspiring Jaster
427 Illinois Obama
428 Sammy Austere
429 New Mexico Anselm Turquoise-Eater
430 Caboose-Fouling Ferris Ntz
431 Prayerful Stan, the Bent-Knee Yahoo
432 Four-Fisted Jock Socko
433 Buttery-Cheeks Anton
434 Shadow ("Blinky") Preston
435 Godigisel the Vandal
436 Gunderic Godigiselson
437 Panzo the Spiral-Cut Ham
438 Smoke-Collecting Reg
439 Hot Gnome Jimmy Jackson
440 Pontius Cornsilk-Heart
441 Sanfor Who Lacks Fingerprints
442 Treesap-Covered N. Magruder
443 Thor Hammerskold, the Mexican
444 Bingo-Balls Nick Chintz
445 Bleedingtoe the Barefoot 'Bo
446 Hondo "Whatever That Lizard Is That Walks on Water"
447 Salami Sunshine
448 Fourteen-Bindelstick Frank
449 Oregon Brucie Shunt
450 Pirandello, the Many-Bearded
451 Quinn and His Quaker Oats Box Drum
452 Fatneck Runt
453 my-e-hobo.com
454 Somersaulting Mike Spitz
455 Bo 'Bo
456 Abelard "Sunken Treasure" Lowtrousers
457 Colin, That Cheeful Fuck
458 Battling Joe Frickinfrack
459 Monsieur Dookie, the Francophonic
460 Happy Horace Noosemaker
461 Hieronymous Crosseyes
462 Crumbjacket Timmy
463 Overload-the-Dishwasher Mac
464 Phythmic Clyde Hopp
465 Microbrew Stymie
466 El Caballo, the Spanish Steed
467 Lee Burned-Beyond-Recognition
468 Hollering Martin Mandible
469 Damien Pitchfork, the Freightyard Satan
470 Handformed Hamburger Clarence West
471 Dr. Nobel Dynamite
472 Pickled-Noggin Nettles
473 Mischievous Craig
474 Baldy Lutz, the Amityville Horror
475 Ashen Merle Buzzard
476 Frypan Nonstick McGee
477 Singleminded Hubbard
478 Maryland Sol Saynomore
479 Baked Salmon Salad Finn
480 Unshakably Morose Flo
481 Fr. Christian Irish, the Deep-Fat Friar
482 Smokestack-Hugger Jools Nygaard
483 Fossilwise Opie Fingernail
484 Tab-Collar Dix
485 George Slay, the Duck Throttler
486 Eldon Waxhat, the Waterproof Man
487 Timely Clayton, the Human Wristwatch (so named not because of this
488 uality, but because one arm was significantly shorter than the
489 .)
490 Both Dakotas Dave
491 Duke Jermiah Choo-Choo
492 Transistorized Maximillian, the Hobo Cyborg
493 Gravelbed Gavin Astor
494 Pantless, Sockless, Shoeless Buster Bareass
495 Alternate-Dimension Bela Boost
496 Atlas Flatshoulders
497 Scurvied Leo Falsebreath
498 Toby Anchovy, the Canned Man
499 Mad Max
500 The Goose
501 Not the Goose
502 Mister Torso, the Legless Wonder
503 Jedediah Dryasdust
504 Loving Vincent Hugsalot
505 The Rambling, Rambling Boris Wander
506 Business-Class Klaus Riel
507 Emergency Exit Aisle Gustav Nook
508 Unnervingly Candid Nicky Thain
509 Snoops Lightstep Trenchcoat, the Hobo PI
510 William Carlos Williams
511 Beef Grease Porter Dripchin
512 Exoskeleton Chester Fields
513 Roth IRA Romeo Leeds, the Well Prepared
514 Bum-Smiter Phillip
515 Bum-Hating Virgil Hate-Bum
516 Thor the Bum-Hammer
517 Bum-Tolerant Brendan Sleek
518 Most Agree: It's Kilpatrick
519 The Beloved Dale Thankyounote
520 Unpronounceable
521 Thad Malfeasance
522 Chiseltooth Muck Manly
523 Amsterdam Jocko
524 Sinister Leonard Longhair
525 Beery Clive the Eunuch
526 Chaim the Squirrelkeeper
527 Nightblind and Colorblind, the Blind Twins
528 Milosz the Anarchist Puppeteer
529 Jimmy "New Man" Neandertal
530 Lonnie Pina Colada
531 Washington State Amy Swipe
532 Gopher-State Sam, the Minnesota Man
533 Candle-Eyed Sally
534 Packrat Red and his Cart o' Sad Crap
535 Trixie of the East
536 Trixie of the West
537 Fine-Nipple Tom Bazoo
538 The Friends of Reginald McHate Society
539 Oregon Perry Hashpipe
540 Bold 'n' Zesty Brad
541 Mermaid Betty Scales
542 Spotted Dick
543 Shanty Queen Elizabeth Regina
544 Nichols Crackknuckle
545 Stew Socksarewarm
546 Huge-Calves Dwight
547 A-Number-1
548 N-Number-13
549 Arther Moonlight
550 Andrea Clarke, the Human Shark
551 Monkey's-Paw Patterson
552 Myron Biscuitspear, the Dumpster Archeologist
553 Ollie Ebonsquirrel
554 The Classic Brett Martin
555 Douglas, the Future of Hoboing
556 Ironbelly Norton
557 Dilly Shinguards
558 Rufus Caboose
559 Rear Admiral JF Grease Pencil
560 King Cotton
561 Prince Hal Oystershuck, the Royal Shucker
562 Unconditional Gavin
563 Squirrelcloak
564 Idaho Woody Harelson
565 Jane the Boxcar Beekeeper
566 Aaron Three-Shirts
567 Paste-Smeller Luke
568 Lowly Highley
569 Elihu Skinpockets
570 Marian May Wyomingsong
571 Stitches the Railyard Sutureman
572 Klonopin Clyde
573 Benny Twenty-Squirrels
574 Chickeny-Flavored Remy Bunk
575 Juicepockets Thomas Moone
576 Eustace Feetbeer
577 Amnesiac Jared Stringy
578 Shagrat, Orc of the Ozarks
579 Billy Butterfly Net
580 Ammonia Cocktail Jones
581 Norma Shinynickels
582 Jonathan Crouton
583 Antigone Spit
584 El Top-Hat Swindlefingers
585 PomPom the Texas Dancing Dog
586 Gin-Bucket Greg
587 Yuri Trimble, the Alien Pod-Person
588 South Carolina Sarah Lardblood
589 Bloody-Stool laSalle
590 Pith-Helmet Andy
591 Self-Taught-Guitarist Edmund
592 Don Tomasino di Shit-the-Bed
593 Markansas
594 Neckfat JK Trestle
595 Pansy Overpass
596 Ralph Raclette Cornichon, Hobo of the Mountains
597 Montana Nbdego Tch!k
598 Unbearably Oenophilic Ned
599 Jonas Tugboy, Professional Masturbator
600 Cinderfella Dana Dane
601 Kerosene-Soaked Tom
602 Black-Bottle Priam
603 Pinprick Butell
604 Stool-Sample Frank
605 Iowa Noam Chomksy
606 Etienne, Roi of the Rapier
607 Amesy Squirrelstomper, the Chipmunk Preferrer
608 Ned Gravelshirt
609 NPR Willard Hotz, the Soothing-Voiced
610 Amen to Polly Fud
611 Constanly Sobbing Forrester
612 Maine-iac Leonid
613 Magnetized James
614 Hobo Jake Jerrold, Representing the Whole Mid-Atlantic Region
615 Jiminy Sinner
616 Pamela Chickeneggs (i.e., Hobo Caviar)
617 Chuck McKindred: Not So Holy, But Very Moley
618 Q the Quantum Man
619 Salad-Fork Ron
620 Warbling Timmy Tin Voice and His Voicebox
621 Ambassador Roasting Pan
622 Warren Smazell, Founder of Hobotics**
623 Ventriloquism Jimmy and "Madam" the Talking Bean Can
624 Nosepicker Rick Pick
625 The Black Squirrel Fairy
626 Alabama Edsel Brainquake
627 Kid Silverhair, the Man of Indeterminate Age
628 Catscratch Tremont Nude
629 Bill Jaundice
630 Sugarhouse Morris the Sapper
631 Nutrition-Shake Emery
632 Nicknameless Norris Shine
633 Stinging Polly Papercuts
634 Deke Hidden Hornets' Nest
635 The Wisconsin Scourge
636 Brendan Headbristles
637 His Excellency Nooney Sockjelly
638 Whistling Anus Mecham, Le Petomaine
639 Talmidge, the Bactine Bearer
640 Tailstump Gunther, the Vestigial Man
641 The Hon. Charlie Weed-Farmer
642 Philatelist Joey Licks
643 Old Pliny Dance-for-Ham
644 Rheumy Sven
645 Wormy Glenn and Nootka the Flatworm
646 Hidalgo, the Devil Stick Artiste
647 The Fucky From Kentucky
648 Prince Bert in Exile, the Man in the Foil Mask
649 Siderodromophobic Billy
650 Antlered Calvin
651 Cambridge Massachusetts Claude
652 Cyrus the Persian Sturgeon
653 Kneepants Erasmus, the Humanist
654 Little Gavin Spittle
655 Tar-tongue Godfrey Strange
656 Honeypalms Gordon Lips
657 Luke "the Lifestyle" Dammmers
658 Simon Squirrelskin
659 Scabpicker Sandy Rump
660 Chicken Butt, Five Cents a Cut
661 Wise Solomon Babysplitter
662 Telekinetic Dave B.
663 Telekinetic Dave F.
664 Whiskeyblood Willie Sot
665 Unger and his Duststorm Bride
666 Zachary Goatflirter
667 "La Grippe"
668 Uranus John, the Star-Traveler
669 Accusin' Tim Dunn
670 Tennessee Linthelmet
671 The Unformed Twin of Tennessee Linthelmet
672 Turkeyballs Paco
673 Andre the Indianapolist
674 Wally Dregs, the Newfoundland Screech
675 Flaky Mike Psoriasis
676 Hell's Own Breath Hinkley
677 Gerald Chapcheeks
678 Acid-Saliva Curly Stokes
679 Oklahoma Stilgar
680 Rocky Shitstain Mankowicz
681 Rocky Shitstain Mankowicz Part II, the Quickening
682 Professor W*
683 Sanitized-for-Your-Protection Eddie Summers
684 Jan, the Jager-Meister
685 Big-Tipper Silas Fake-Nickel
686 Anaerobic Eben Stiles
687 Replicant Wemberly Plastiskin and his Clockwork Squrrel "Toothy"
688 Harry Coughblood
689 Aesop Bedroll, the Fluffy Pillow Man
690 Widow-Kisser Roger
691 Experimental Hobo Infiltration Droid "41-K"
692 Baron Bayonet, the Bull-Sticker
693 Mikey Gluesniff
694 Bell's-Palsy Brennan
695 Chiptooth Berman, the Bottle Biter
696 Undertaker Robert, the Lint-Coffin Weaver
697 Betty, the Exorcist
698 Tittytwister Blake Horrid
699 Mallory Many-Bruises
700 Mad or Sad Judd (no one can tell)
701 Troglodytic Amory Funt
702 Smokehouse "Frankie" Jowl-Poker
703 Utility-Belt Deana
704 The Unshakable Will of Wade Terps
705 Trainwhistle Ernie Roosevelt, the President's Long-Lost Brother
706 Hallelujah Bum Again
707 Allegheny Pilgrim Panam, the Defunct Airline Man
708 Butterknife Sal Slender
709 Saladfork Butt Bunter
710 Deboned Gary Wobbly-Arms
711 Pauly Twin-Oboes, the Double-Reed Man
712 Ansel Trick-Neck, the Human Gizzard
713 Stunned Silent Hopkins
714 Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus, the Crippled Hobo Emperor
715 Brigand Blackguard McCatburglar, the Hobo Ne'er-Do-Well
716 Meyers Briggs, the Tester
717 "Mac" Hardcastle McCormick
718 Le Peteet Mort
719 Bisque-and-Chowder-Man Hoffman
720 The Freightening Reign of Phil
721 Stalling Pete Puts-You-Off
722 Timmy Hands-Covered-In-Scotch-Tape
723 Cravatted Jones Snaredrum
724 Amputated Benny
725 Old Beekeeper Stan Stingbelly
726 Kevin Eggsandbacon
727 Ol' Johnny One-Joke
728 Tramp Trampson (not a tramp, but a renowned hobo trampolinist)
729 Boom-Busy McPredictable Cycle
730 Dickie On-Star, the Satellite Man
731 Dickie Double Dickeys, Whose Pants Are Indestructible
732 High-Falutin' Pete
733 Moderately-Falutin' Pete
734 Anvil-carryin' Wyatt Strong-Calves
735 Stump Tongue Mumbler
736 Synonymin' Don Thesaurus
737 Post-it Perry, the Hobo Office Supply Guy
738 Crummy Carl Licetamer
739 Self-Satisfied Mick Pringle
740 Andrew Powderlips, the Doughnut Scholar
741 They Call Me MISTER Dumps
742 Library Bird Maurice Backissues
743 Lousy-anna Lamont Burnt
744 Festering Wound William, the Ointment-Refuser
745 Ron Rattlechest, the Fearful Wheezer
746 Ol' Eric, the Nickelflop Albino
747 Double-Entendre Dick Penis
748 Mike the Beard Recycler
749 Winnipeg Winnie Peg, the Cold and Bored
750 Jocker Jerry, the Whistlin' Kidnapper
751 J. Arthur Crank
752 Paul the Gorilla
753 Barrel-Aged Milton Oakbreath
754 Philip, the Eternal Antagonist
755 Crackles Spineshaker, the Hobo-osteopath
756 Cashy McSellout, Darling of the Newsreels
757 Honcho! Just: HONCHO!
758 Dr. Hall, A Slang Term for "Alcohol"
759 Dr. Alcohol, A Slang Term of "A Corridor"
760 Sir E. Dismal, the Hobo Economist
761 Roundhead Swedish Sven, the Hairless
762 Weedwine Farley, the Weed-fermenter
763 Santa Fe Santa Jinglebell, the World's Most Christmassy Tramp
764 Hank the Eczema Expert
765 Lon Chaney, Jr., the Wolfman
766 Clogged-Brain Harry Hoomp
767 Sketchartist Jim, the Slow Paparazzo
768 Admiral Crotch Rickets
769 Anthony Ethnic, the Other
770 Panel Discussion Dan Loaf
771 Owner's Manual Abbott, the Owner's Manual Horder
772 Dr. Know
773 Manny Gills, The Underwater Breather
774 Homunculus Jack, That Tiny Bold o' Lightning
775 Bob Brain-in-a-jar, the Bodiless 'Bo
776 Backwards-Looking Lou, the Parallel Parker
777 Acid-Blood-and-Spit Lionel Stander, the Spitter
778 Coffin-Breath Melissa Nestor
779 No-Credit/Bad Credit Bobby Hassle-freeloan, Mortgage Specialist of the Rails
780 Methie
781 B&M Barton Tiny Teeth
782 Burrowing Andrew Brokenails
783 V-Neck Sweater Teddy G
784 Passably Competent Hal
785 Apparently Mitch Dixon
786 Arguably Tommy Ford
787 Unquestionably Moe Gin-Clobbered
788 Oft-Quoted Mandrake Silvertongue
789 Murray Head as "Judas"
790 Harry Canyon, the Unedited Version
791 Plush-bum Mr. Sweets
792 Prof. Stink Mullins, Who Currently Holds the Plush-bum Mr. Sweets
793 in American Hobology
794 Secret Compartments Max and His Amazing Stovepipe Hat Full of Eggs and Junk
795 Breathe-Right Matty Nasal-Strip
796 Voweltooth Jenkins, the Man with the Scrabble Tile Dentures
797 Impulse-Buy Donny
798 Angelina Snakehead Fish
799 Fisher Stephens
800 Trivia-Master Johannes Wedge-keeper
801 Tom the Gentle Strangler
802 Boston Billy
803 Double Stuf Boston Billy
804 Chuck: The Ancient Evil Awakens
805 Nasdijj
806 You know what? I'm going to go ahead and keep Nick Nolte.
807 Scudders P. Keratosis
808 No-Spleen McGee
809 Argyle the Chess Player
810 Jimmy Sits-on-a-Fence
811 Slick Willie
812 Wet Willie
813 Misogynist Willie
814 Gil Bates, Inventor of the Hobonet
815 Apricottage Seamus
816 Spamhead Fishbottom
817 Gastroboy
818 D-Boz
819 Deebz
820 Hoagie Hobie
821 Pachycephalus Rex
822 Amadeus the Seminary Dropout
823 Helga the Bearded Lady of Mexico
824 Joey Snoweater
825 Ricky Crimson Piehole
826 Lonely Pete the Leper
827 Mixolydian Mike Mixton
828 The Sworn Enemy of Bob Ross
829 Shotgun Spiffs the Zombie Hunter
830 Hobodroid H3000
831 Terry Treeclimber
832 Fishnet Dogstench the Carolina Bumpkin
833 Half-Dead Pessimist Bob and his brother Half-Living Optimist Larry
834 Old Man Lightning Shorts
835 Throckmorton P. Gilderpant the Timid Hobonaut
836 Salt Shaka Shaka Shaka
837 Hatchet-Ass
838 Uncle Overload
839 Cousin Banjo Birdseed
840 Chisel and his Toxic Liver
841 Phlegm, That Bastard
842 Big, Tall, Alien Mike the Nintendo Kid
843 Fratricide Frank
844 Unprotected Tex
845 Simple Phil the Asian
846 Horse Shriek Letterman
847 Seven-Horse Sitwell, the Bringer of the Hobopocalypse
848 Jackson the Viennese Asswipe
849 Red Shirt Lifespan
850 Nuggetface
851 The Forkinator
852 Limburger Lemuel
853 Nobody-Doesn't-Like Sara Lee
854 Nobody Doesn't-Like-Sara-Lee
855 Nobody-Doesn't-Like-Sara Lee
856 Won't Tip McStingy
857 Hinkety Pinkety
858 Scarf-for-a-Neck
859 Thimble, the Ground Slug Connosieur
860 Lunchbox O'Flox
861 Sweet Sweet Picklebreath
862 Sandwich of Glory Roman
863 Wolflips
864 Bada Bing, Bada Steve
865 El Macaroni
866 Father Crunchmas
867 Wookie Bill
868 Brown Ted, Famous for his Amazing Sugar Cookie Recipe
869 Guy Asks-for-Change
870 Gyros the Greek
871 Hell's Unicorn
872 Dan the Guitar Fiend
873 Tin Cap Earl
874 His Hoboness Prince Fatbert
875 Soupcan Spitball Eater
876 What's-Your-Name
877 Ugly Mort
878 Axe Pick Raul No-Pants
879 Tossed Salad Ferdinand
880 Carl the Cart Avenger
881 Masked Ollie the XVII
882 Brown Paper Bag Filthyhair
883 Soytatoes Brownson
884 Banananana Flashbulb
885 The Boxcar Herald
886 Blackwall Jensen
887 The Under-Bridge Flapper
888 Bodystubble
889 Cowboy Dave, the Jew
890 Krogg
891 Backhair Mittens the Feline Tailor
892 Skeletal Jones
893 Glass Eyesockets the Hobo Express Conductor
894 Timely Mark Twixt
895 Jim Nauseam, the Disbarred Personal Injury Litigator
896 Norman the Mormon
897 Trotsky the Carp Wrangler
898 Johnny Fists-of-Wrath
899 Bluegrass Pendleton
900 The Anonymous Donator, Patron of the Unknown
901 Guest Lecturer Dr. Phyllis Stefanopoulos
902 Three Piece Suit Max
903 Honorable Judge Chamberlain Bindle Stiff
904 Adam, the Mulligan Stew Originator
905 Garrison Chucks-a-Dummy
906 The Famed Cannonball Catcher
907 Jimbo the FRED Hater
908 Easy Mac, the Surreptitious Delinquent
909 Plain Sam
910 Supreme Overlord 7-Fingers
911 Marcus the Itinerant Bellhop
912 Squiggles T. Malarkey
913 Lucky Joseph the Turd Collector
914 Herman Papilloma Virus
915 The Symbiotic Relationship of Tim and Howard
916 Slightly Less Than Jerry
917 Toolbelt Jack of the Penguins
918 Randall the Male Soprano
919 Latin Feely Roberts
920 Dysart the Distress`ed
921 Mystic Marion, or ESP
922 Harry Clint, the Guide for Dummies
923 Eric Anti-Perspirant
924 The Self-Appointed King of Go-Carts
925 Out-by-Eight-Thirty Mike
926 Tae Kwon Moe
927 Seersucker Bridgid
928 Methadone Maleguena, the Turbana Lady
929 The Blod
930 Injun Tucker
931 Carruthers the Summertime Flapass
932 The Hobo Formerly Known as Stuart
933 Ransom Jack
934 Oklahoma Boesen
935 Mark Sees-His-Own-Shadow
936 Clem the Manpon Maker
937 Good Gravy! Joe Burns
938 Telltale "Boobs" Swarnson
939 Millertime.
940 Chief Stuffs-His-Wallet
941 The Wonderful Wizard of Fuzz
942 Stackemup
943 General Sideburns
944 Stakepounder Nelson
945 !xobile the Dark
946 Poobah Pruce
947 Easy-Catch Clive, the Guy Who Eats Ransom Jack's Notes
948 Namesake
949 I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Doug
950 Weathergates
951 Bonbon Sean-Sean
952 Spyflake Jake, Master of Interstate Espionage
953 Ishityounot
954 Burnin' Vernon and the Dulcitones
955 Crippleknuckle
956 English
957 The Bellower
958 Appendicitis Nixon
959 Holecoat
960 Hungry Hungry Horace
961 Rabbitscalper Ted
962 Lena, the Sockmonkeyteer
963 Mr. Fold
964 Big Manuel
965 Tighteyes
966 Bill Carver, Greatest Scar Museum on One Foot and a Stick
967 Klepto Tarbox
968 Da Jesus
969 Paybacker
970 Lord Linus, Dust Magnet
971 Ratfriend Bates
972 The Pinto Ressurector
973 Meteorologist Alex, Forecaster of the Heavens
974 Dead Oscar the Hypochondriac
975 Unfortunate Dumas Curses-His-Parents
976 Johnny Applecore
977 Succulent Aaron Bacon
978 Apollo the O
979 Everyone's Hero, Lester
980 Billllllllllllllllllllllllll
981 iTodd, the Portable Music Hobo
982 Village Elder Quicksand Murphy
983 Village Idiot Quicksand Sinks-with-Flair
984 The Blessed Virgin Gary
985 Hamlet R. Snaggletooth, the Shakespearean Donut
986 Invisible Invincible
987 The Melting Pot of Utah
988 Free-Time Wilson
989 Ascension Jones
990 Eusebius T
991 Wombat Chew
992 Jeweyes Buntmorton
993 Spamzilla
994 "Pasty" Brown
995 Blackie White
996 Balloonthigh
997 Milton Willowmere, Inhaler of Aerosols
998 Duct Tape Spyro Gyra
999 Tether Bill Muscleteeth
1000 Nick-L-Nips
1001 Strawpoke Larry
1002 Fitzpedro Sanchez, the Wetback Mick
1003 Two-toed Cletus
1004 Wolfchild Remus
1005 Milt the Squirrel Whisperer
1006 Breastmilk Carl
1007 Plumb Bob
1008 Thanks O'Banion
1009 Can Can I'm the Whistle Man
1010 Apologetic Hans
1011 The One-Stop Taster
1012 Gurgle the Leaden Backstrokist
1013 Bourbon Hardbelly
1014 Freddy Licks-Your-Face
1015 Whole-Part-Whole
1016 No. 625 in the Hobo Hymnal
1017 Suds the Carwash Kid
1018 Reincarnated Kerouac
1019 Wonderful D, the Peg-Leg Athlete
1020 Fire Marshall Question Mark
1021 Interrogation Stan Hobart
1022 Mayday Mayday Nathan
1023 Percy Moonster, Hobo Scribe
1024 Merciless Joe Hat-Too-Wide
1025 Why, Wild Wyatt
1026 Frank the Absurdly Rotund Pharmacist
1027 Nicely-Nicely Johnsonville Bratwurst
1028 Das Milk
1029 The Wand of Doom
1030 Prince Anubis of Denial
1031 Merriam Webfoot, Inventor of Hobonics
1032 Homer Bond, Otherwise Known as Double Oh Kevin
1033 Jack B. Trimble
1034 Jack Bisquick
1035 Miraculous Fumblebottom
1036 Stumpy the Former Acrobat
1037 Uber Francis, Ruler of the Hobodom
1038 Chuck the Eternal Dirtsmith
1039 Motel No-Tell Phyllis
1040 Jack of the Lantern
1041 Fortbuilder Mount Vernon
1042 Merlin the Intuitive Albino
1043 Dumpa Dump
1044 Slowtalker Imam
1045 Brownose the Poosnitch
1046 Rudolph the Sponge-nosed Caboose Jockey
1047 John the Apostle
1048 Greaserag Gary
1049 Tiehopper Bill
1050 Nadia Rainwalker Comanche
1051 Rock Pocket Jones
1052 Asphalt Martin
1053 Tinshoe Gavin
1054 Huge Keyring McGraw the Locksmith
1055 Lenny the Dentist
1056 Hoboy
1057 The Original Athlete's Foot
1058 Peterbilter
1059 Enginehat
1060 Cloudy Puffsmoke the Smoker
1061 Blowhard Terry
1062 Lennox
1063 Sparks, the One-Man Volunteer Fire Department
1064 Crabshack Jerome
1065 Porter Rico
1066 The Klob
1067 Chewy the Masticator
1068 Scootie
1069 Sunfish the Meringue
1070 Sweettone Dulcimator
1071 Methodist Redd
1072 Baptist-Fed
1073 Papist-bred
1074 Lutheran Ted
1075 [sic]
1076 Monkeyfist
1077 Newport Knut
1078 Hot Peppa Slick
1079 Rootwitch
1080 The Velveteen Babbitt
1081 Treat Street No-Pleats
1082 Rubbish Bin Top Hat
1083 Giovanni the Circus Midget
1084 The Personal Philosophy of Play-Doh
1085 Welch's Grape Bruce
1086 Sdrawkcab the Grammarian
1087 Sidewinder the Technophobe
1088 The Magical Ketchup Opener
1089 The One-Year Difference Breitbach Twins
1090 Dir-Dir-Dirk
1091 Julio the Manager of the Britt Jungle
1092 Hobo Schmobo The Cynical Prick
1093 Mrs. S.'s Mescaline Prognosis
1094 Ironspike
1095 The Hobollusionist
1096 Union Jack Pacific
1097 Betty Brent
1098 Dalcroze-Certified Keno the Insane
1099 Sgt. Poorchoice
1100 Dusty Vandersocks
1101 Awkward Brint
1102 Gracious Gate Knocker the Humble Dwarf
1103 Ladder Hands Wind Flapper
1104 Shinbone Sore
1105 Broomstick Corner Leaner
1106 Tree Hole Stump Jumper
1107 Steamwhistle Piehole Johnson
1108 Finnigan Tradepost
1109 Overly Confident Beartamer
1110 Nicholas Beans-in-a-Pan
1111 Tartan Barton
1112 Never-Late the Hearing Impaired
1113 The Legend of Edwin
1114 Twirl'em Holster
1115 Punchdrunk Kraut Der Faust
1116 Yanni's PA
1117 Isaac the Freelance Assassin
1118 Whiny the Futilist
1119 Dem Old Ragtown Blues
1120 Squeaky the Oboe Fondler
1121 Tarfolgers Arnold
1122 Reynold's Choice
1123 Jon, the Anachronist
1124 Magic Stu
1125 Fons and Porter and their Half Hour of Power
1126 Two-Time Leonard
1127 Mick Jagger's Uncle
1128 Jethro the Anarchist
1129 The Lincoln Log Champ-peen
1130 The Many Faces of Tito
1131 Po'boy
1132 Eleven O'clock Drop
1133 Highwaters
1134 Captain Leathers, the Roustabout Extraordinaire
1135 Alistair du Jour
1136 King Cornelius, Lord Dumpington
1137 Beatus Angeli
1138 Aromatic Steve
1139 The Frugal Quail Gourmet
1140 The Extravagant Quail Gourmand
1141 Hammerfist George
1142 Soy-Based Wade
1143 Ufologist Dr. McSnorkel
1144 The Gospel According to Otis
1145 Post-it Flowerpot
1146 Leroy the Avid Photographer
1147 Hobo Nobo
1148 Travellin' Sam, Medicine Man
1149 Running Ed, the Guy Who Has Former Mafia Ties
1150 Seven-Kids-Catholic O'Reilly
1151 Assertive Shaky Knees
1152 Kid Kix
1153 Commodore Crunch
1154 Two-Can Sam
1155 The Quaker Oaf
1156 Boney the Tiger Luckey Charms (The Breakfast Gang were the least
1157 successful group of cereal killers in history due to
1158 r overwhelming sense of hobo goodness.)
1159 Scraper de Spatula
1160 Goatman Yellowjinx
1161 Panamanian Franklin Muskrat
1162 Jerry the Ventriloquist
1163 Hee Haw McGraw, the Hy-Vee Frequenter
1164 Bloodgums Sourpuss
1165 Caped Jimmy Douglas
1166 The Canteenite
1167 Pocket Change
1168 Sid Skidson, Son of Skid
1169 Farmer's Market Shoulder-Shrug
1170 Belly-Faced McGurkin
1171 The Mighty Spoon of God
1172 Dee Minor, the Saddest of All Hoboes
1173 Oktoberfest Franz
1174 Phineas the Little
1175 Moosefart
1176 Max the Adrenaline Junkie
1177 Sweet-n-Sour Liam
1178 Basket Fred
1179 Guitarra Fernandez the Maroon-Vested
1180 Second-Rate Bertram
1181 The Stamp Collector Aficionado
1182 Sunny Sideways
1183 Mortimer Flapcheeks, the Hobo Impressionist
1184 Sting
1185 Antidisestablishmentarianist Ed
1186 Donald the Dire Drifter
1187 Industrious Bart
1188 Master Fizzlesticks Coatmeister
1189 Da Dadada Da-Da-Da Jake
1190 Amorous Franco
1191 Suddenly-Certainly
1192 Pete, Ominous Caster of Thirteen Days of Unending Shadow
1193 Scoliosis McHunchalot
1194 Chuck of the Pork Pie Hathood
1195 Igor Sikorsky
1196 Sonic Boomer
1197 Stanley Too-Cheap
1198 Spam-Tracker
1199 Chewable Relief Tom
1200 Marty the Thrift Store
1201 Clean Sparky Gristle
1202 Joe the Caboose Mechanic
1203 Holy Man Miles
1204 Studdering Buster
1205 Big John Skin-Blanket
1206 TJ, which is short for Testosterone Jill
1207 Daniel Cardinal Goobermeister
1208 End-is-Near Fredo
1209 Fretless Scaredy-Pig
1210 Kevin of the Bumpily-Headed
1211 The Soloist
1212 Four Star General Chester Chesthair, Chief of the United States Hobo Corps
1213 The Anishinaabe Kid
1214 Vince the Retired Bandit
1215 Mr. Fipps the Hobotard
1216 Bars-Can't-Hold-Im
1217 Blackened-not-Burned Cliffbeaux Zydeco
1218 Truman Sleeps
1219 Nalgene Norbert
1220 Chris Sillyface Jones
1221 The Dixieland Wonder
1222 Forks-not-Spoons Hank
1223 Jack Gumwad
1224 Horace, Directly Descended from a Second Cousin of Jesus Christ
1225 Skinkjump Panhandler
1226 Omnibus O'Flanaghan
1227 Sewage Department Director Fuddlesworth
1228 Overbite Nan
1229 Underbite Fran
1230 Inbetweenbite Tuck, the Outcast
1231 Born-Again Christian
1232 Druggie Howard, M.D.
1233 Colonface Wilson
1234 Duodenum Pat
1235 The Ghost of Hobos Past
1236 Mescaline Nelson
1237 Jim Beam Jim
1238 The Six-Million Peso Hombre
1239 Paranoid Floyd
1240 F'obo
1241 Mighty Tex the Urinal Painter
1242 Donald the Hobodontist
1243 Dick the Hobotometrist
1244 SuperLou, the Only Adhesive You'll Ever Need
1245 R.I.P. Hobo Ralph
1246 Vagabondus, the Father of Modern Hoboism
1247 Thrice A, the Annoying Anabaptist Abednego
1248 Carroll Spinney
1249 Historic Pauline Wayne
1250 Backwards, Forwards, Upside-Down BOB
1251 Infectious Dwight
1252 Claymation Phil
1253 Floppy Reginald
1254 Muddy Oliver, the Incredible Mustachioed Man
1255 Zeke the Greek
1256 The Star Spangled Arthur
1257 The Ten Plagues of Egbert
1258 Yessireebob
1259 Top Hat Bottom Feeder
1260 The Enduring Tradition of Ted
1261 Lonnie Beaufort
1262 Donnie Beaufort
1263 Ronnie Beaufort
1264 Connie Beaufort
1265 Bonnie Beaufort (The K-Mart Gang were immortalized in Bill Bryson's book,
"The Lost Continent.")
1266 Submarine Jack P. Jones
1267 Chug-a-lug
1268 Hobo-Earth.com
1269 Honeycomb Fleecejacket
1270 Colorado Nan
1271 Spiffy Archibald, Keeper of Hobo Lore
1272 Jill the Recluse
1273 Sonny-not-Cher
1274 Xanthan Julius
1275 The Old Man
1276 Scabbard de Bassthumper
1277 Slim to None and Slim Just Left the Building, Therefore, "None"
1278 Sweaty Britches
1279 Roy, the Imaginary Hobosaurus
1280 Freightmaster Willie
1281 Raggedy Andy
1282 Weary Steelrider
1283 Cincinnati Steve Jones
1284 Chattanooga Choo-Choo Charlie
1285 Steamboat Ferguson the Deckhand Pioneer
1286 Gravysuit
1287 Yovowas, Ye Olde Vendor of Wares and Services
1288 Pocketwatch McFlapperson
1289 Der Clapmeister
1290 Nantucket Pete, the Retired Sea Captain
1291 Ol' Foamsides
1292 Logical Bruce Ferretcloth
1293 Idealist / Realist Moe Loesser
1294 Sasquatch
1295 The Midnight Special
1296 Verne the Escape Artist
1297 Nebraska Moral Brian
1298 Hobo-for-Hire
1299 The Unflappable Willingness of Ike
1300 Ulysses S. Grunt
1301 Pillowless O'Sobface
1302 Ragboots, the Last of the Great Hobo Cobblers
1303 Ollie No-Skills, Master of Futility
1304 The Twenty-Ninth Incarnation of His Holiness, the Dalai Hobo
1305 Insanely Lucky Rufus
1306 The Clownhater
1307 Captain Stupendous
1308 The Backhand Face-Rearranger Throbo and his Half-Brother Strobo, whose
misinformed assumption of their own superpowers led to their untimely deaths
1309 Oh Sweet Gene S.
1310 Iowegian Buster
1311 Mr. Gambini the Wandering Minstrel
1312 Jacksonville Bret Wurst
1313 Tuck-and-roll
1314 Beanie Boy
1315 Friendly Floridian Felix
1316 Four-of-a-Kind Slick Sparks
1317 Ray Walston
1318 Cablo Gubla
1319 The Universal Borrower
1320 Manwich
1321 Patrick the Unibrowed Ex-Marine
1322 Meefbucket
1323 J Edgar Herman, Eternal Friend of Turtles
1324 Levity Sam
1325 The Venerable Daniel Kerrigan, Esq.
1326 Motorless Carriage Enos
1327 Prospector Dennis
1328 Maestro Hiram the Steeple Bell Ringer
1329 J G Wentworth, Certified Hobo Accountant
1330 Stellar Spike
1331 Bill and the Ancient Vastness
1332 Lemon Battery-Operated Ephraim
1333 Accident-Prone Jerry Idaho
1334 Crabby Jones
1335 Erik Hansen the Odinist
1336 Melodic Flo and Her Travellin' Band
1337 Flexy, the Mattress Tester
1338 Overalls Stan
1339 Peachy Keen Maureen
1340 Eminent Dominic
1341 Rattletooth
1342 Tin Can Photographer Earl Snapson
1343 Shaky the Duck
1344 Mother Caboose, the Kindly Hobo Matron
1345 Hooverlips
1346 Teenie McGee
1347 Wyoming Merle
1348 The Outlaw Du Jour
1349 False Imprisonment Rollo
1350 Innocently Candid Dale
1351 Fleastitch
1352 Sonobe, the Modular Origami Artiste
1353 Circushand Randy
1354 Half-off Wildman
1355 Colonel Sanford Pens-of-Fire
1356 Penniless Walt Won't-Work
1357 King Crab
1358 Merlin the Alchemist
1359 Ohio Claude Finkel
1360 Saltwater Jeffy
1361 Hector the Nightmare Machine
1362 Icy Tim
1363 Preston McPilfer
1364 Chef Charles Le Phieux
1365 Elephantitis Hank, the Towering Grinferno
1366 Progressive George
1367 Yellowstone Nicky Quickly
1368 Little More Than a Wheelbarrow
1369 The Hobo Missionary
1370 Anders the Nordic Chorister
1371 Diddlysquat
1372 Brave, Brave Tom Crawlspace
1373 The Grand Spelunker
1374 Great Plains Horace
1375 The Dakka Beast
1376 Joseph and his Armored Dromedary
1377 Fat Mark Chokes-on-his-own-Tongue
1378 Ethel Alcohol
1379 Contrabob
1380 Jacques-Pierre the Legionnaire
1381 The Hobous Ubiquitor
1382 Dodecahed-Ron, the Mathematical Wunderkind
1383 Young Olaf Tinpants
1384 Philosophical Ed Debevic
1385 The Uncontrollable Urge of Dennis
1386 Hash-Slingin' Mickey of the Roadside Diner Alliance
1387 Soup Jockey Mickette
1388 Tophat Abraham Woodenthumb
1389 Manford McCouch, the Flea Market Specialist
1390 The Copiously Sweating Monk
1391 Malicious Herpeginis Richard Dreyfuss
1392 The Scourge of the Seven Streams
1393 Liquormeister Vern
1394 Grotesque Nilsson
1395 Greg Festive Bellbottoms
1396 Ferocious Tom Pokes-You-Hard
1397 Silver-Nosed Willis
1398 Blacknips
1399 Ole Burned-Up McGee
1400 Not This One But That One
1401 Either/Or Xerxes
1402 Whiskeybreath the Sober Drunkard
1403 Frank M. Quentis, of Labcoat Notoriety
1404 Steve Calcite
1405 The Throat Plague of 1988
1406 The Self-Proclaimed King of Rummy
1407 Allegorical Chuck
1408 Alfie Kohn's Toupee
1409 Toadface Saul Krogmeier
1410 Liam Kneeson
1411 Recalcitrant Eddie, the Saved Crapshooter
1412 Homestead Harvey of the Flask
1413 Francis McMayonnaise
1414 Idapoo
1415 Father Sandpaper
1416 Anecdotal Thurgood Liarface
1417 Martin Scoreseasy, the Hobo Documentarist
1418 The Polka Fish
1419 Hymnal Samuel Roberts
1420 The Fantastic Tale of Two-Thirds-Nosed Junior Swaddlesback
1421 Mort, the Renegade Mosquito Collector
1422 Commander Watersavvy, Sworn Enemy of All Pirates
1423 Jail Cell Tom de Tin Yakky Yakky Yak
1424 Oblivious Oblong
1425 The Fool, Which is to Say, Mike Healy
1426 Emperor Han, the Feisty Penguin
1427 Hezekiah the Repentant Sinner
1428 Ain't-No-Bum
1429 Naive Magellan, Cartographer of the Great American Hoboscape
1430 Graphite Sam
1431 Monkey See, Monkey Drew
1432 The Sole Survivor of the Grand Coulee Dam Disaster (What a Fiasco!)
1433 Deersniff
1434 Uiop, the ASDF Assassin
1435 Speedy Slim, the Human Impala
1436 Grassbags Walt, Groundskeep Hunchback from Birth
1437 Amber Waves of Wayne
1438 Purple Mountain Majesteve
1439 Adirondack Jed, the Only Melungeon in Herkimer County
1440 Quotable Granger, the Wild Ass
1441 Common Adam
1442 Lightning Rod DIY
1443 Sand-Buried Bertram
1444 Migratory Ivan Croclegs
1445 Little Baby Raincloud
1446 The Thrice-Drop Out English Major
1447 Lardsweets Eats-for-Cash
1448 Paul Cornshuck the Patriot
1449 Galena Mine Ben
1450 Frozen Yogi Dollarpiece
1451 Sing-Along Kathryn and Her Battery-Operated Autoharp
1452 The The More You Know Guy
1453 Googol-Dex
1454 Officer Frampton McChief Tophat
1455 Acid-Blooded Kryznok the Outsider
1456 Rejected Quinn
1457 Dejected Quinn
1458 Ejected Quinn
1459 Wilhelm the Obese Kraut
1460 Scampers
1461 Holy Smokes, Supplier of Choice Tobacco Products for Hobos
1462 Overdressed Clem, the Nudist
1463 Lenora Mae Nightshade
1464 The Hobo MacGyver
1465 Mr. Sandman
1466 Cocoa Orinoco
1467 Bandsaw Vince, the Seven-Fingered Carpenter
1468 Woody McThermite, the Poorly-Timed Pyromaniac
1469 Audiophile Isaac Calamity, the Collector of All Things Noisy
1470 Snoot
1471 Inquisitive Jack
1472 Lipscomb Sy Earwig
1473 The Great Parole Maker, Master Conviction Avoider
1474 Loophole Rosenstein, the Great Parole Maker's Legal Attache
1475 Spaetzle und Schnitzel Akbar
1476 Bluffdweller
1477 Clean Slate Sam
1478 Arliss the Cowboy
1479 Horny Goutman
1480 Duke Winchester McSpiral
1481 The Most Holy Reverend Carbine
1482 Boater Percy Smythe
1483 The Moustachioed Trombonist
1484 Simon and His Quartz Monocle
1485 Smokey Flick Nostrilgap
1486 Wabasha Gunther
1487 The Minister of Rapid Hair Regrowth
1488 Mike McRump
1489 Keyface
1490 Al the OSHA Retiree
1491 Beerbait
1492 The Carpeted Frenchman
1493 Midnight Max
1494 Nightspeeder
1495 Old Familiar
1496 Yodelin' Mick Begone
1497 Wolfgang Noseart, Composer of the Hobo Requiem
1498 The Junkyard Auditor
1499 Every-So-Often Archibald
1500 Sad Bill Licks-It-Up
1501 Keytar Ivan Moonbeam
1502 Fussy Ulysses the Sissy
1503 Flat Karma Steve
1504 Cougarbreath
1505 Knuckles, the Hobo Clown Thief
1506 One-Hour Photo Slick
1507 Moe Fink
1508 Eddie Packet Allen the Stowaway
1509 Bjorn Bjornstad the Bjoring
1510 Noble Ike
1511 Cheeseholes
1512 Even-Keeled George the Humanitarian
1513 Basejump Fizzletwit
1514 Frenzied Heinrich the Forgetful Banker
1515 Anysea
1516 Funny Laughy Jokeboy, Who's Dead Inside
1517 Paper-or-Plastic Redd
1518 The Humble Life of Wallace
1519 Colin "Nickname" Kettlefish
1520 Octogenarian Gary Generic
1521 The Sandburrower
1522 Rusty the Shopping Cart Salesman
1523 Sodacrack, Distributor of Old Book Smell
1524 Flashlight Don the Baptist
1525 Skape
1526 Canned Air Blowhard, the Subject of Much Ridicule
1527 Clickin' Quincy and His Many Lens Adapters
1528 Steel Wool Perry
1529 Ballotthief
1530 Ultimate Barry "The Ocelot"
1531 H, Just H
1532 Phantom X Minus One
1533 One-shoe Iowa Roadwalker
1534 Ramblin' Dan
1535 Stone McPherson
1536 Autumnfresh
1537 Theisen the Cablehanger
1538 Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Grass
1539 The Double Deuce
1540 Jackson Pincushion Jones
1541 Mostly Toasty the Roastman
1542 Grub
1543 Chubbs
1544 The Great and Powerful Zorbino
1545 Evil Jim
1546 Flick and His Tragically Underdeveloped Sense of Smell
1547 Parrot Eduardo Accentuoso
1548 Trimble, the Only Hobo Ever to Catch the 12:30 to Delmar
1549 Omar Sheriff Hooker
1550 Two-Lane Pete
1551 Wrzyski, Maker of Not-so-Fine Polish Sausages
1552 Zero Nine Eff Nine, Leader of the Revolution
1553 Goes-in-a-Can
1554 Radarange of the Amanas
1555 Rabbit Stew and You-Can-Too
1556 Sly Willy, the Derailment Insurance Salesman
1557 Hundred-Yard-Stare Fritz
1558 Stovecatcher the Hobo Witch Doctor
1559 Long Elmyra Storkinatrix
1560 Friday Odegard
1561 Begrudged Ayler Tomatoleaf
1562 Tomorrow Phillips
1563 J.T. Bowel Renard
1564 Double-A
1565 S, s, s, Steve (Previously Known as Steve the Studderer, but Shortened for
Practical Purposes)
1566 Joe: Not Even Close
1567 K-stick
1568 Wheelie McSpinschair
1569 Moonshine O'Halloran
1570 Hobo Francis the Milkman
1571 Stanosaurus Rex
1572 Bootleg Sammy Magnetic
1573 The Tar-Grin Miner
1574 Hugh, the Ringleader
1575 Thuringer Ulysses Tabletop
1576 Horace the Elder
1577 Unscheduled Tabitha Smits
1578 Flaxen Walter Bran
1579 Crunch Buttsteak and His MST3K Obsession
1580 Marcellus the Papal Doppelganger
1581 Tense McShitbrick
1582 Could Be But Isn't
1583 Planky Joe, the Veritable Anthology of Hobo Fables
1584 Saint Stinkybritches
1585 Manfred the Alliterative Fool
1586 Minnesota Just Never Know
1587 Bedford Falkirk
1588 Spherical Henry Buttonchest
1589 Fast-Talkin' Uganda O'Reilly
1590 Wally and His Llama-skin Kneepatch
1591 Recently Declassified Document 1950-HOBO
1592 [Permanently Removed for Violation of Hobo Custom, but Formerly Known as
Austin the Unhobo]
1593 Old Half-Pipe Wilson
1594 Misteranmissus
1595 The Sunshine Special
1596 Begonia Bait Sprague
1597 Poodle the Mango Forager
1598 Metal Popcorn Ralph Busttooth
1599 Mugsy Pugsy Billy Bykovski
1600 Irrhythmical Stumbletoes Lee
1601 Rob and His Heartwarming Thanksgiving Story
1602 Vocal Tommy Filibuster
1603 Manly Fran, the Living Paradox
1604 Impossible Freeman Noseplug
1605 Bob the Hobo
1606 Number 800, by Miraculous Happenstance
1607 Number 801, by Contract
1608 Tiny Tin Ty
1609 Evenknickers
1610 Excessively Malevolent Ian of Scots
1611 The Kodak Busker, aka the Freelance Phobographer
1612 Crabby Gordon Kerchief-Loser
1613 Waddlin' Chuck
1614 Stumpy the Heel Amputee
1615 Francois the Sommelier, also known as although he hated the moniker, Frank
the Wino
1616 Whiny the Elder
1617 Whiny the Younger
1618 Whiny Shackleton, nee Whiny III
1619 Never-Again Ned (Mind Your Own Business)
1620 The Late Alfred Longchicken
1621 Plumbbob Miles Fink Finkleroy
1622 Dr. Harold Knapsack, the First and Last Hobo Visionary
1623 The Cantankerous Tin Can Tech Man
1624 Roadkill Seamus Baconbreath
1625 Heavenly Disgust and the Muffin of Destiny
1626 Russ Beerbottom
1627 Failure-o-matic, the Android Hobot
1628 Stinky Gus Woodshedder, Lead Tenor of the Belch Brigade
1629 Spiny Eric P, the Toothpick Forager
1630 Alfonso Ytterbium
1631 Officious Mike Stamp-of-Approval
1632 The Burly Soup Kitchen Raider
1633 Traingrab, the Leapfrogging Railcar Bandit
1634 Sparky, Constantly Excited Due to Botulism Intoxication
1635 Apu of Pakistan
1636 The Never-Convicted Ain't-a-Felon
1637 Baked Beans McJeans, the Laundromat Frequenter
1638 Richard, Legend of Luxury
1639 Turbo Hobo
1640 Ugly Waterbag
1641 Politically Incorrect Misty, the Minimal Input St. Thomas Yatch
1642 Mr. Sewercat Spooner
1643 Steamy Croc Jacques
1644 Dopey Iowa Fred Sprinkel
1645 Transient Merle the Eloquent
1646 Mark'n'Lester, the Split Personality Weirdo
1647 Lynx McTypey, Editor for the National Hobographic Society
1648 Clyde Tuesday Sidepatch
1649 Voluminous Quentin Two-Seater
1650 CB Radio Lee Truckstop
1651 The Last Straw of Nassau, MN
1652 Felt-Tipped Zen the Buddhist
1653 Anyone-For-Dennis, the Speech Impediment Athlete
1654 The Ol' Five Strings
1655 Waxy
1656 Pie Thief Nate Slipperyfingers
1657 Luxsaurus the Terrible Lizard of Light
1658 Teetering-Tottering Floyd, the Soberingly Unbalanced Drunk
1659 The Phantom Tollbooth Assailant
1660 Inner City Tom Bumbuster
1661 Dalcroze-Trained Betsy Klean-o
1662 Bayou Buck's Cousin Marty
1663 Traditional Alvin McJones Ragcoat
1664 Feminine Tammy Bootwalker
1665 Meatloaf Up Chuck, also known as Chaz the Reflex Artist
1666 Hobo Higgins, Inhibitor of Rudeness, Protector of Etiquette
1667 Silent Ryan Trainyard, the Bullmobile Evader
1668 Todd Under-Bridge, Not Seen Since 1942
1669 Wrenchunks
1670 Morton "George" Morton
1671 The Public Area Heavysetter
1672 Nevada-Proud Tim Whackbush
1673 Giles McArmpit
1674 Tummy Twiddler
1675 Huge Frank Mattress-Envy
1676 Martin Hands-Too-Big
1677 Sweetbreads Hibbard
1678 Stinkbait Larry Beefbroth
1679 There's-No-One-Like-Him
1680 Wretched Alfred Nonsense
1681 Kid Whist
1682 Tabless Jed, the Folk Guitarist
1683 Deerstand James Hunchback
1684 Col. Maestro Williams, Conductor of the Hobo Marching Band
1685 Willy Nilly
1686 Iowa State Chris-n-George
1687 Ganges Ed the Yogagod
1688 Albino Joe
1689 The Whitejon
1690 The Darkjon
1691 The Infamous Scatophile Brett
1692 Turdwall Jackson, Union General
1693 Fishmael (The True Heir of Salt Lake)
1694 Posh Sass, Queen of Illiteration
1695 Barb and Bud the Outcasts, Who Live in the Air-Conditioned Rear End of
K-Mart
1696 Sassafras Smoothie
1697 Recursion Fred, Whose Name Continues at the Beginning of This Name
1698 Toehammad, Intercessor to the Footgods
1699 Jesus H. Miller
1700 Taco Tico
1701 Burrito Vanburen, Brother-in-Law of Taco Tico
1702 The Other Man Who Wanted Waco
1703 Demon-Kutter Boris
1704 Kitten-Kutter Gregor
1705 F*ckSack
1706 Chairman Mao Zedonk
1707 Border-Patrol
1708 Uncle Pennybag
1709 Gastracula
1710 The Blind Bartimaeus, Moonshine Connoseiur
1711 Witness Protection Pilgrim
1712 Knute Wallace, the Boy Who's Always Cramping for a Tamping
1713 Wendy City
1714 Coco Flan-nell
1715 Strom Burges, PhD, the Doctor of Gain-Fatitude
1716 Phyliss, Mistress of the Underporch
1717 Pigs-In-An-Overcoat
1718 The Little Puddin' Boy
1719 Grimble
1720 Steve Farmer Jones
1721 Burlington Groats Olfactory
1722 Old-Timey Illinois Centralist
1723 Bombshell Bruce
1724 Blacktoast
1725 Burning Man's Cousin
1726 Helter Skelton
1727 The Connecticut Yankee and King Arthur's Corpse
1728 Bursitis Don
1729 Lord Timmy Twat
1730 GORP
1731 Corn Dog Smithers, Man on a Stick
1732 Wailer
1733 Pine-Nut
1734 Beech-Nut
1735 Meth-Nut
1736 Tombourine
1737 Strummin Thumbs, Who Was Never a Bum
1738 Climber McDougal, the Scotch-on-the-Rocks
1739 Tarballs
1740 Fannie-Pincher Frannie
1741 The Girl for Jeepaneema
1742 PB&K
1743 Inseam Jan B.
1744 Gunther the Hunther
1745 Fisheye Bjorn
1746 A Little Stan Mixed with Stale Crackers
1747 The Parasol Lady
1748 Ploughshares MacGillicuddy
1749 Humdrum Pete
1750 Jabber-Walky
1751 Melt-Skin, Experienced Hobo Toxicologist
1752 Merle 'N Earl
1753 Damned Tammy
1754 Stogie Joe
1755 Poundcake
1756 The Bum-Slapper
1757 Dr. Who's Younger Brother, Ted Who
1758 Hobowl
1759 Clamsucker Nate
1760 Time in a Biffy
1761 The Davenport
1762 40 Enemas, No More Please
1763 Frisky Jed the Hobosexual
1764 Shorty Stewart
1765 Pine-Saul
1766 Hoboweevil
1767 Mexicanteen
1768 Limey Stewart's Third Leg
1769 Captain Esplanade
1770 Spinach Joe Hatbottom
1771 Iggy Grease
1772 All-Tests-Were-Negative
1773 Never Wrong Arnold, Who is, By His Very Nature, Almost Always Wrong
1774 Dewey Cookie Dough Cook
1775 The Great Hobo Panderer, Stuff of Legends
1776 Whistlestop Stretch, Purveyor of Fine Arts and Crafts
1777 Chemistry Nerd Tom L.
1778 Hobo, Fo Sho
1779 Not-My-Department Frank
1780 Jangles the Hoboperator
1781 (Parenthetical Hiram Burgess)
1782 Drippy Keen
1783 Punchy Dom Swagger
1784 Rod Goodwin of the Forest
1785 Tin Breath Magic Fingers
1786 Thirty-Fifth Percentile Jack Topflap
1787 Credentialless Gary
1788 The Road Rouser
1789 Nils, the Sunset Swede
1790 Sir Escobar Trimblecap Fils
1791 Fitzwilliam the Mutt Carrier
1792 Crock Pot Jim
1793 Tellalie
1794 Llama-Fist
1795 Fettucine Alfred
1796 Closet Squat
1797 Pum Pum
1798 Hobogie the Hobo Pilot
1799 Boy-o
1800 Tingles
1801 Blood Vessel Ethel
1802 Bearjaw Willison
1803 St. Biff of the BNSF Electee Turnbuckle Stewart Flags-On-High, Preeminent
1804 Hobo Lobbyist of Our Time and the Great Defender of Hobo Liberty
1805 Bucketspit
1806 Caleb and His Lackluster Performance Skills
